The Household Org Chart – “Who’s the Boss”

The Household Org Chart – “Who’s the Boss”

Today I asked my children Who’s the Boss of the house? Imagine boss himself asking the employees that do you know who is the boss as unarguably it is me and my children did agree to that. But I wanted more specific answers so when I pushed them then my daughter said you are just a Joke Boss and nothing more.

Now I was hurt but I took it positively because my sense of humor is still “6…7” percent of this generation, that I can still brain rot them and often make them feel cringy with skibidi jokes.

But roasting my mom boss thunderstorm ego was not acceptable or rather I would say not advisable for them as the consequences were inevitable.

Lazy Sunday afternoon when they are hooked to TV, I take out my power pink dairy which scares them all. That diary in my hand is a shout out for the family to “Drop the info bomb” on their activities in upcoming week, so that I can plan my Tetris game of responsibilities especially with the blocks of food deliverables- OH that’s what we are “The mighty keepers of the kitchen” to everyday unveil the grand bouquet of survival by answering “Mom – what is for food”. My pink diary shot stuck the right chord when I saw instant chaos and rolling eyes. Sorry I missed to mention that dear father of children was the collateral victim of undercover annoyance of mom boss.

School pick-up turned into a comedy show when the kids stormed in, yelling about ‘nightmare pickles’ sneaking into their cheese sandwiches and the shocking betrayal of a chicken wrap that had mysteriously gone full vegetarian.

It was super entertaining to witness my son’s face amusingly turning crimson, when I assumingly accidently stumble into his friend circle and greet each and everyone.

When Wi-Fi vanishes like a magician’s rabbit, the family is forced to rediscover ancient rituals—like battling over Uno cards or staring at the ceiling fan as if it’s Netflix’s latest thriller.

Eventually my younger one’s detective vibe figured out that something smells weird with the wonkier stuff happening. She understood the household CEO is in the strike mode.

So, the great ego of mom was massaged well with ice cream, brownie and some cheesy words.

Moral of the story: Mothers should not be challenged – It is not healthy😊!!

I know this may sound like how can I plan things to irritate my children – It does not go well with ideal mother image we carry but I feel adding a bit of spice and laughter in day today keep the spirits high.

We mothers lead the household organization so without any fuss let us proudly call us the ‘THE BOSS”.